It has become our holiday tradition: Porn.

For those who want to warm their eyes and escape the extended family during this strange and glorious Holiday Season, we offer Pamela, Tommy Lee, Paris and Rick.

If you haven't seen the Pamela and Tommy Lee video, now's your chance. There are two versions. One is awful. It is poorly edited. It has a moronic soundtrack. And it's using 80% of the same footage. The other is beautifully edited. It's both campy, ludicrous, sexy, and existential. This is the copy that we are hunting down for your existetial-comedic-sexual pleasure.

And an even more contemporary and peculiar treat will be 1 Night In Paris, Rick Salomon's formerly private video of him and Paris Hilton going at it in a hotel room. We have only seen a few clips, but from what we've seen this may put all of America's Funniest Pet video to shame. This is the very deepest our culture goes.

We will have a very special guest MCing during the Paris video.

And nothing goes better with porn than some delicious food. Come hungry.

Friday & Saturday, December 23 - 24
two seatings per night, 7:30pm & 10pm, $8
reservations highly recommended